CAST: 2 men, 1 woman

PROPS: table & chairs, 2 menus, 2 glasses, a tray of misc. junk

Here is an excerpt:

Stu: We'd like a table for two.

Waiter:Oui.

Stu: Whaddaya mean, 'we'? You're not eating with us. Just me and the missus here.

Waiter: Certainment, monsieur.(Waiter shows them to a table with glasses already on it; they sit down)

Mitzi: How do I know what to order, Stu? Everything is in French.

Stu: Well, we'll just pick something. Here, gar-kon. What about this? (points to something on the menu)

Waiter: Escargots. Huit francs.

Mitzi: What did he say?

Stu: Something about 'franks.' You like franks, right, Mitzi?

Mitzi: Sure, franks and beans.

Stu: Great. (says to the waiter) We'll have that.

Waiter: Oui.

Stu: We will, not you.

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