CAST: 1 man, 1 woman, 2-10 men for a walk-on part

Here is an excerpt:

She: And those twelve drummers drumming...

He: They were on sale. Buy ten, get two free.

She: They're giving me an awful headache.

He: Oh. Do you want to exchange them? I can get you twelve tuba players tuba-ing.

She: No, candy cane, I think the neighbors will complain. Like they already do about the Scotsmen.

He: Scotsmen? What Scotsmen?

She: The eleven pipers piping.

He: They're Scottish?

She: Um...bagpipers usually are.

He: Bagpipers? I thought they were plumbers!

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