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Sorry about that, Chief. |
Would you believe...? |
The old ********* trick. |
Missed me by that much. |
And...loving it. |
I asked you not to tell me that. |
That's the second-biggest ******** I've ever seen. |
Yes, well... |
I hope I wasn't out of line with that crack about ******** |
This is KAOS. We don't ******** here. |
Mr. Big |
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Diplomat's Daughter |
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School Days |
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Our Man in Toyland |
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Now You See Him, Now You Don't |
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Washington 4, Indians 3 |
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KAOS in Control |
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The Day Smart Turned Chicken |
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Satan Place |
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Our Man in Leotards |
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Too Many Chiefs |
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My Nephew the Spy |
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Aboard the Orient Express |
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Weekend Vampire |
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Survival of the Fattest |
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Double Agent |
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Kisses for KAOS |
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The Dead Spy Scrawls |
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Back to the Old Drawing Board |
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All in the Mind |
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Dear Diary |
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Smart, the Assassin |
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I'm Only Human |
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Stakeout on Blue Mist Mountain |
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The Amazing Harry Hoo |
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Hubert's Unfinished Symphony |
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Ship of Spies |
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Shipment to Beirut |
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The Last One in Is a Rotten Spy |
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Anatomy of a Lover |
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Strike While the Agent Is Hot |
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A Spy for a Spy |
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The Only Way to Die |
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Maxwell Smart, Alias Jimmy Ballantine |
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Casablanca |
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The Decoy |
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Hoo Done It |
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Rub-a-Dub-Dub...Three Spies in a Sub |
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The Greatest Spy on Earth |
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Island of the Darned |
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Bronzefinger |
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Perils in a Pet Shop |
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The Whole Tooth and... |
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Kiss of Death |
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It Takes One to Know One |
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Someone Down Here Hates Me |
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Cutback at CONTROL |
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The Man from Yenta |
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The Mummy |
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The Girls from KAOS |
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Smart Fit the Battle of Jericho |
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Where-What-How-Who Am I? |
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The Expendable Agent |
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How to Succeed in the Spy Business Without Really Trying |
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Appointment in Sahara |
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Pussycats Galore |
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A Man Called Smart |
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The Spy Who Met Himself |
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Viva Smart |
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Witness for the Persecution |
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The Spirit Is Willing |
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Maxwell Smart, Private Eye |
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Supersonic Boom |
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One of Our Olives Is Missing |
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When Good Fellows Get Together |
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Dr. Yes |
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That Old Gang of Mine |
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The Mild Ones |
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Classification: Dead |
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The Mysterious Dr. T |
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The King Lives? |
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The Groovy Guru |
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The Little Black Book |
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Don't Look Back |
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99 Loses CONTROL |
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The Wax Max |
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Run, Robot, Run |
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Operation Ridiculous |
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Spy, Spy, Birdie |
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The Hot Line |
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Die, Spy |
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The Reluctant Redhead |
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The Impossible Mission |
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Snoopy Smart vs. the Red Baron |
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Closely Watched Planes |
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The Secret of Sam Vittorio |
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Diamonds Are a Spy's Best Friend |
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The Worst Best Man |
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A Tale of Two Tails |
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The Return of the Ancient Mariner |
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With Love and Twitches |
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The Laser Blazer |
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The Farkas Fracas |
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Temporarily Out of CONTROL |
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Schwartz's Island |
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One Nation Invisible |
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Hurray for Hollywood |
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The Day They Raided the Knights |
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Tequila Mockingbird |
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I Shot 86 Today |
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Absorb the Greek |
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To Sire, With Love |
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Shock It to Me |
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Leadside |
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Greer Window |
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The Not-So-Great Escape |
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Pheasant Under Glass |
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Ironhand |
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Valerie of the Dolls |
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Widow Often Annie |
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The Treasure of C. Errol Madre |
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Smart Fell on Alabama |
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And Baby Makes Four |
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Physician Impossible |
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The Apes of Rath |
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Age Before Duty |
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Is This Trip Necessary |
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Ice Station Siegfried |
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Moonlighting Becomes You |
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House of Max |
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Rebecca of Funny-Folk Farm |
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The Mess of Adrian Listenger |
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Witness for the Execution |
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How Green Was My Valet |
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And Only Two Ninety-Nine |
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Smartacus |
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What's It All About, Algie? |
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Hello Columbus, Goodbye America |
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Do I Hear a Vaults |
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I Am Curiously Yellow |
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